OPI Launches Germany Collection

As an editor, I enjoy a play on words or silly pun. The cheesy headlines in the New York Post kill me every morning, and I have even have been known to make up names for imaginary things I don't own, in case one day I do. (My boat that I don't have is going to be called "The Nan Sea," my fish store will be named "A-FISH-IONADO," and my gourmet cheese shop is going to be "C'est Cheese.") So, every season, when OPI comes out with its new collection, I get really excited. For the Fall/Winter Germany Collection, they have really outdone themselves in the clever names department. It includes:

Don’t Pretzel My Buttons: A haute honey-beige

My Very First Knockwurst: Arosy-nude 

Berlin There Done That: 
A taupe

Don’t Talk Bach to Me:
 A lime-yellow

Nein! Nein! Nein! OK Fine!
 A black-olive

Unfor-greta-bly Blue: A shiny blue

Every Month is Oktoberfest: A pretty plum

Suzi & the 7 Düsseldorfs: 
A bright purple

Deutsch You Want Me Baby?: A shimmering red-orange. 

Danke-Shiny Red: A ravishing ruby

German-icure by OPI: 
A brilliant burgundy

Schnapps Out of It!: A must-have mauve!

This cleverly named collection will be available August 8th, 2012. Tell us, what is your favorite OPI lacquer name?