As an editor, I enjoy a play on words or silly pun. The cheesy headlines in the New York Post kill me every morning, and I have even have been known to make up names for imaginary things I don't own, in case one day I do. (My boat that I don't have is going to be called "The Nan Sea," my fish store will be named "A-FISH-IONADO," and my gourmet cheese shop is going to be "C'est Cheese.") So, every season, when OPI comes out with its new collection, I get really excited. For the Fall/Winter Germany Collection, they have really outdone themselves in the clever names department. It includes:
Don’t Pretzel My Buttons: A haute honey-beige
My Very First Knockwurst: Arosy-nude
Berlin There Done That: A taupe
Don’t Talk Bach to Me: A lime-yellow
Nein! Nein! Nein! OK Fine! A black-olive
Unfor-greta-bly Blue: A shiny blue
Every Month is Oktoberfest: A pretty plum
Suzi & the 7 Düsseldorfs: A bright purple
Deutsch You Want Me Baby?: A shimmering red-orange.
Danke-Shiny Red: A ravishing ruby
German-icure by OPI: A brilliant burgundy
Schnapps Out of It!: A must-have mauve!
This cleverly named collection will be available August 8th, 2012. Tell us, what is your favorite OPI lacquer name?